Yo sup, my name is Tobi. I'm a lady, I'm 16, and I live in Geelong. I enjoy certain things, and occasionally do stuff involving those things. So yea.
Have a wonderful day ( ˘ ³˘)♥

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

yinx1:

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

Republicans are white

(Source: niadil)

fuckingn00b:

phobs-heh:

khan2kool:

sassafras-manson:

ryanvallejo:

ktkeen96:

theecamerondallas:

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

ITS BACK

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

IT’S BACK

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

gonna reblog it everytime

Its been a year

(Source: ryanhatesthis)

samuel-vimes:

bakingcheesebuns:

never

ever

ever

ever

  1. ever

ever

e.v.e.r

  • EVER

ask a girl out as a dare

or a boy
or anybody
because that’s shitty as fuck

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

The Breakfast Club (1985)

(Source: deneuveing)

kittens-jaw:

captainaslan:

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

yes

I thought I could make my cat freak out so I did it when she was young. She sat there and admired her face for a bit. Looked back at me with a look that said “now grovel, peasant”

Australian: making my way down town
Australian: walking fast
Magpie: aggressive bird noises
Australian: walking faster

fonesecks:

saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away

poyzn:

Imagine spending all your time going up and down your best python friend.

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy)

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

(Source: plutoroyal)

(Source: instagramteen)